I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.
omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven
In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy.
polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.
this week on: britan thinks its special
Santa: Alright, Christmas is almost here! What do you think the children of Earth want the most this year?
Beryl: Teddy bears…
Santa: Hmm, old-fashioned, but it could wor-
Beryl: That suck the energy out of anyone that hug them…
Santa: Huh, okay, not quite sure where you’re going with this-
Beryl: In order to revive our great ruler, Queen Metalia!
Santa: *sighs and pinches the bridge of his nose* Beryl. We’ve been over this. Christmas is not about reviving sun demons that committed genocide countless eons ago. If you can’t stop trying to get me to kill the children I’m supposed to be looking after, I’m going to have to ask you and your Youma to leave.
Beryl: Alright, alright, I get it. Then what about this: A fun yet educational computer game that helps children improve their spelling and math skills…
Santa: Now you’re talking!
Beryl: And brainwashes them into becoming minions of our great ruler, Queen Metalia!
Santa: Get out.