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I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.

omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven

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In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy. 

polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.

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this week on: britan thinks its special

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What RPG class would you assign me?

(Source: thewomanfromitaly, via sixth-impact)

blackfashion:

(On the left) Tuxedo: Selected, Bow tie: Canali, Shirt: Alexander Dobell Shoes: Church’s
Daniel - Felix, 18, Lancaster, UK
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prettygayboys:

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  • NOT
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  • IS
  • ABOUT
  • SEXISM
  • OR
  • RACISM
  • OR
  • LGBTQ-PHOBIA
  • AND
  • SOMETIMES
  • THINGS
  • ARE
  • JUST
  • THINGS
  • AND
  • YOU
  • DON’T
  • NEED
  • TO
  • TURN
  • EVERYTHING
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  • FOR
  • EQUAL
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do you think that queen beryl and santa claus are neighbors? what do you think they talk about at the neighborhood association meetings? asked by crunchbuttsteak

silvermoon424:

Santa: Alright, Christmas is almost here! What do you think the children of Earth want the most this year?

Beryl: Teddy bears…

Santa: Hmm, old-fashioned, but it could wor-

Beryl: That suck the energy out of anyone that hug them…

Santa: Huh, okay, not quite sure where you’re going with this-

Beryl: In order to revive our great ruler, Queen Metalia!

Santa: *sighs and pinches the bridge of his nose* Beryl. We’ve been over this. Christmas is not about reviving sun demons that committed genocide countless eons ago. If you can’t stop trying to get me to kill the children I’m supposed to be looking after, I’m going to have to ask you and your Youma to leave.

Beryl: Alright, alright, I get it. Then what about this: A fun yet educational computer game that helps children improve their spelling and math skills…

Santa: Now you’re talking!

Beryl: And brainwashes them into becoming minions of our great ruler, Queen Metalia!

Santa: Get out.

fagbarbie:

*doesn’t have internet access for a week*

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therandomcub:

When digital tv info glitches are more accurate than the actual show info